By Hart Heiden
Hey. How’s it going? You have any uncommon encounters recently that sparked your interest? because—I promise I won’t be one of them. Look, I’m just going to be honest with you, I drive only six out of my eighty-six automobiles, and fly two helicopters. I’d fly more if my landing strip and helipad was not occupied by my four planes. My boat is so big I could float a yacht on its water fountain that stands in front of the ballroom staircase. I own two separate islands. One of them is on the Northern Hemisphere right by Fiji…it’s got a strong, magnetic appeal for it’s beacon. The other island is just adjacent to an equilateral triangle—and its’ shaped like Mars. Men are from Mars, right? You’ve heard that before? That’s my planet. I own that too, but more importantly? That property of mine is where I’m from. I’m guessing you haven’t had time to scope out the watch I’m wearing because I never do. My time is part of the cloud, and that cloud belongs to me as well. I own a lot of things though. I never got your name? Ms. Skippy-dee-ooh-wap-baye? I just invented that specific nomenclature to pronounce exactly the flavor that your appearance leaves in my mouth. Tender. Perfection. I wanted you to know that I appreciate you in all your divinity. I probably look like a player or something to you. I get it. Perhaps because I am. And you have a great sense. If there was a number I could contact you with, or connect you to a member from my team who could appropriate escort you through the labyrinth of my estate, and toward the end-zone where I will be waiting to operate the relationship we might potentially have. One day? I plan to shift over to your side of the woods, beg your master for a square mile of the underbrush and call it my radius of passion. I’m not exactly sure you catch my drift, but copy or not? I certainly speak your language, and that to me? is truly a beautiful luxury. Engaging environment. A pleasure to meet you. Here’s my card. I’ll leave the ball in your court. My name is Mawsom. Because I know what will happen if you ask. Your choice. Pick one. Abundance. Cheers. Take care.
-Poewem
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